Thursday, February 02, 2006

Forget The Titans

Synopsis for the upcoming Smallville episode "Cyborg":
A sympathetic doctor releases a half-human/half-machine subject named Victor who was being held captive and experimented on by LuthorCorp. While making his escape, Victor is struck by Lana's (Kristin Kreuk) car. After watching him walk away without a scratch, Lana calls Clark (Tom Welling) to investigate. Clark befriends Victor and promises to help him find his girlfriend, but Lex (Michael Rosenbaum) traps Victor and takes him back to LuthorCorp.
My question: Is getting hit by a car while walking through Smallville the default method of demonstrating that you have superpowers on this show? Seriously.

Bigger question: Why do comics fans settle for this embarrassing series?


3 Comments:

At 12:38 PM, February 04, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're right, of course. But the answer is that we just...can't...help...ourselves...

 
At 8:46 PM, February 05, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smallville is the best show on television in years

 
At 8:59 PM, February 05, 2006, Blogger Victor said...

Unfortunately, those are dog years.

 

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