Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

For Kevin: Scarlett Johansson in the red dress she wore to the Golden Globe Awards, as requested. Click to "enlarge."

But wait, there's more...

From "It" Girl Hell:

In case you missed it, Scarlett Johansson had her boobs squeezed by a gay fashion designer/Channel E! Interviewer at this year's Golden Globe Awards. The groper, Isaac Mizrahi, told Scarlett "I wanna know about the underwear you've got on," in which Scarlett then replied, "Not much." Then Isaac went in for the kill...

Shocked, Scarlett asked him what was going on. He said he was just taking notes. So she said "take all the notes you want." Geez, I guess it's ok to fondle women's boobs if you're gay. If that's what it takes then I'm coming outta the closet right now...